12.17.2008

Another one...

to add to the Gym Etiquette list:

Don't bring your toddler to the gym. It's not safe. It's lovely that you turned on cartoons for him, blasting the volume so I had to read Rachel Ray's lips. But watching him climb all over the gym equipment and you, with your spindly little pipe-cleaner-like muscles, lifting HUGE weights while this little boy ran around underneath you, just about gave me a heart attack. STOP IT. You are selfish. And I am mad because I had to cut my workout short lest I drop a weight on this poor little boy and then YOU, you sue ME for negligence.

It is glaringly apparent that I need to find a new gym.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

what????? who lets their toddler run around a gym??? People! C'mon!

I agree. We need to get you to a new boot camp toot sweet.