Catching Up

Okay, so maybe NaBloPoMo kicked my ass a little more than I thought...I haven't felt like writing in a couple weeks. So just to catch ya'll up on the excitement, here's another list.

1. Recession my ass. I can't drive within a 20 mile radius of any mall, strip mall, or discount store without wanting to kill someone.

2. I'm tired. Ready for 2009 to be over. Ready for something new.

3. I recently had the best fucking shrimp tacos you can get in the upper Midwest. God love ya El Molcajete.

4. My must watch Christmas movie list:

~ National Lampoons Christmas Vacation ("We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby danced with Danny Fuckin' Kaye!" (watch, laugh, repeat))

~ Trading Places ("My God! The Dukes are going to corner the entire frozen orange juice market!")

~ A Christmas Story (Responsible for Red Rider BB Gun sales for years)

~ White Christmas (It's Bing Crosby dancing with Danny Fucking Kaye; just watch it)

5. I hate pot-lucks. And there are a million of them this time of year.

6. Christmas is going to be different this year...I think I'm going to be okay with it. But it will be different. Same with New Years.

7. Metrodad. Funny boy. Check him out.

8. I'm getting over a near-miss with pneumonia. A sinus infection apparently decided to settle into my lungs, and I've had trouble breathing, sleeping, and pretty much doing anything. Exhausted.

Okay kids, that's all I've got right now. I'd say be good, but what's the point. Santa's caught on by now fur shur. So go ahead and go crazy. And have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since......well, you know.