...a certain guy decides to wear the same pair of jeans (SAME. PAIR. OF. JEANS) (YES, JEANS) each time he works out and his work-out consists of jogging/running and weight-lifting;
...Mr. McSweaty-I-Wear-Jeans-To-Work-Out was particularly sweaty today and it was humid in the gym so I had to breathe through my mouth lest I vomit on the Chest Press Machine;
...Clueless Guy decided to use the only elliptical that was broken (and clearly marked as such) at the gym and subjected us all to the high-pitched sound of SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK for nearly 20 minutes before the owner came over and asked him to switch machines (and not a minute too soon; I had nearly decided between 'Punch to the Throat' and 'Take Out at the Knees' as the only options to get this douchebag to realize he was annoying everyone);
I still love my gym. I think. For now.
...Mr. McSweaty-I-Wear-Jeans-To-Work-Out was particularly sweaty today and it was humid in the gym so I had to breathe through my mouth lest I vomit on the Chest Press Machine;
...Clueless Guy decided to use the only elliptical that was broken (and clearly marked as such) at the gym and subjected us all to the high-pitched sound of SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK for nearly 20 minutes before the owner came over and asked him to switch machines (and not a minute too soon; I had nearly decided between 'Punch to the Throat' and 'Take Out at the Knees' as the only options to get this douchebag to realize he was annoying everyone);
I still love my gym. I think. For now.
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